Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.

A: "Dan" needs life support
DWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

A: Dan Needs Your Help!
And how

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.

A: Dan Looks like a Ninja
HEL YE

A: Dan looks like he's kind of checking out the Angel's rack
Couldn``’t just let that one pas.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

Aan Says Goodbye as He Goes on Leave
Finely my long term in TF2 is finely over.

A: Kyle says RELAX.
I deserve it after fighting blue team for this long.


Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

A: Dan wants to try something new
Like chocolate EXPLOSIVES

A: Dan Wants another Word
I don’t like grease

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

A: DAN HATES SPAM
Depends spam mail or spam meet?

A: Dan Hates You
What’s new?

A: Dan Hates Babies
THEY HAVE MASSIVE HEADS BUT A SMALL BODY!!!!!

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.

A: Dan asks to return to China
Return?

A: Dan asks a question we should all be asking
Spam mail or spam meet?

A: Dan asks Ollie if he would go to his wedding
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas Ollie, theirs cake.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.

A: Dan goes back to basics
So if I press this it ’l, Wps, there goes Wales

A: Dan goes wild in NZ
If NZ means New Zeeland then why I don’t dislike them

Q: Type in "[your name] likes” in Google search.

A: Dan likes crackers
MMMMMMM...... crackers

A: Dan likes trees
There whey cooler than you

Q: Type in "[your name] eats” in Google search.

A: Dan eats paintballs
Awch

A: Dan Eats Alaska
Big mouth

A: Dan eats the fancy cheese.
M M Fancy cheese

Q: Type in "[your name] wears” in Google search.

A: Dan wears is sweatshirt
Worst grammar ever EVER!!!!

A: Dan wears red sox
LURE TO WRITE!!!!
And shut up

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.

A: Watching Daniel get arrested last week was more fun than I’ve had watching TV in ages!
Thanks guy

A: Daniel was arrested for double murder
I slipped twice with the meet clever, not baying it?


There we go, another one bites the dust.